2 dead turtles.
2 dead lobsters.
1 dead fighting fish.
many many dead fishes of all kinds.
one lost dog.
i hv thus concluded that animals dun like me.
despite my infinite love and also painstakingly showering them with tons of tender loving care,they still rather tiao lou and commit suicide(in the case of my fighting fish which i bot 3 days ago and aso died 3 days ago).
possibly, the fighting fish could not stand this owner(me) so much so dat if it could drown it probably would.
alas it failed in its self drowning attempt therefore it intelligently jumped out of its container and tragically ended its life and at the same time leaving some of its dried up remnants of fins on my chelsea poster which was on my table.
apparently tis happened while i wasnt home but by the time my dad discovered the flying fish wannabe fighting fish,it had already dried had and my dad had to peel its body from the poster.
owell i wasnt going to keep the poster anw.hate chelsea.
and the day i bot my fighting fish i aso bot two cute lobsters!ok...not very cute actually cos they look like cockroaches.with pincers...(or not)
i named this two lobsters ross and rachel from friends...cos as any avid fan of f.r.i.e.n.d.s would noe,there's tis episode from season 2 where phoebe commented that ross and rachel are like lobsters.
ppl reading dis would probably go dash underscore dash right abt now...
anw ya phoebe said they were like lobsters in the sense that lobsters find one partner and they will stay by each other and mate for life.isnt it sweet?
haha ok unless ur an extreme romantic or an extreme lunatic u wldnt find it sweet.so anw after i bot ross and rachel,a few hours later at nite i looked at the bowl i put them in and to my horror...i discovered that ross had ripped its left pincer out!and he was chewing on it!anyone wondering whether im dat horrible an owner?so ya i was aghast...budden that wasnt the end.next morning i woke up i discovered ross was pincerless!!!and yea that's wen lobsters look like cockroaches...sigh.and guess wat?rachel was chewing on ross' right pincer.cos ross was dead already.
not like i nv feed them enuff rite wah lao.
wen i came back hm i found that both ross and rachel had died.owell at least they died tgt and may their souls rest in peace/piss.
by the way i named my fighting fish owen cos it was a strong red...and i was tinking like owen will forever b a red....as in liverpool...just some wishful tinking.den wen my mum told me the fighting fish died i was like o no owen died! HA!
sighs anw my turtles were way back a few years ago...and i lost my dog abt 3,4 years ago...but dat one i tink is kena stolen.
finished a book a few days ago...by james paterson...called sam's letters' to jennifer...really sweet nice romance novel.ahha m i girly or someting?ya anw the main idea of the book is dat
love never dies...everybody go:aw.......sighs love never dies...sure one u find ur soulmate dats wen true love can overcome all obstacles...but wat if u dun find ur soulmate or ur soulmate doesnt find u?tell me watcha gona do?wallow in self pity like me probably...
tdy played soccer agen...with the horny ppl...my left knee gave way towards the end fruck...firking pain...been having tis niggling knee injury.u mite even call it a kneegling injury...HA!im so funny...anw ya knee been hurting but i still played soccer on wed thu and fri...plus tdy...finally just now i was trying to reach for a ball i toepoked it and that's wen my knee gave way.cos my whole body weight was on my left leg..ya suddeny i just collapse to the ground.mayb partly cos earlier on i kena two vicious tackles and fell to the ground each time.den my knee buay tahan liao just gave way in the end.friking pain it was like someting snapped.and its still hurting...limped all the way home.
last nite was w alexius and joshua and annuar and his gf den his gf left for some bday celeb den me and the guys had a great great great dinner at pepper lunch tis new place at take.friking gd haha but quite ex and damdamdam filling.makan liao den meet nicola den we all went to riverine.AT 830.haha how crappy is dat and alexius got almost drunk by like 1030 or smting.den everyone else came and we went over to
club momo.me alexius stephanie nicola foong jeremy wayne sam see howie tiffany johanes.josh pangsehed us.haha free entry and free drinks cos we were V.I.Ps!haha thanks uncle jackie.but club momo altho nice and super super big the lightings were SUCKY.i cld not even screen any potential chiobus or hot babes dance partners.it was so dark dat i cld barely c the face of the person infront of me.anw as usual for some bloody unknown but nonetheless pissing reason,i did not dance agen and ended up sitting on the couch looking after the bottle of whisky.den nicola and steph came back from toilet so we sat there and stoned and then blahblahblah crap.i really need to have one enjoyable clubbing outing.hope to go soon w steph b4 she go overseas man.
sighs...tink in the past like mayb 10 times i club in the past 3 months i oni dance like mayb a grand total of less than 2 hours...mayb shld have gone to zouk last nite...i got an invitation to go there!free entry and all haha cos i bot a flesh imp polo tee and the manager provided some really lousy service tho it wasnt her fault but she gave me an invitation to go zouk...it was some fashion tingy...or mayb the reason why she invite me is just cos the party needed people like me to be there.HA!
lalalalalalalala being a gd boy and not going out tonite cos my mum suspected i was drinking last nite without her permission so to pacify her i promised not to go out tdy.
shall go and engage with my f.r.i.e.n.d.s
btw happy bday alfie!bot tis uber chubby and cute goldfish and i named it alfish hahaha.there was supposed to b a prawn too but it was huge and it had spikes all over its body and it was trying to poke alfish to death so i beheaded the prawn.
just kidding.
by the way, the prawn's name is prawnstar.